Monday, September 12, 2011

Fat Wife, Skinny Husband

Today is "That Day" in this pregnancy.

The day that my husband and I got on the scale, individually of course, and the little digital display....displayed the SAME NUMBER.

Now, I don't care what that number is - and if I were to speak said number out loud, I am sure that you would be able to hear an audible gross semi-wet gushing sound as the world collectively rolled its eyes at me - it is still doesn't do much for feminine self esteem to outgrow the physical boundaries of one's husband.

So I have given myself my allotted "5 minutes of wallowing," and now I am over it. I think.

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